i have been listening to heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeya for like 2 hours what has my life come to
whats goin on man?
my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something
but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names
This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
You know what, this is actually fucking genius.
Your name is GORDON RAMSAY and HOLY FUCK you are PISSED. You spend all your time teaching shit stains how to COOK. You try your best to revive their COOKING SKILLS, even though they have no right to use those words in your KITCHEN of HELL. They are so terrible you often find yourself making JOKES. You have to keep helping, but you decide to spare a moment and tell one of your JOKES.
Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT.
YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT
Your name is SIMONN COWELL and jesus christ do your ears HURT. Day after fucking day you listen to the comerodery BULLSHIT that aches your very SOUL into judging these inbreed idiots into thinking they can sing.Alas you can not define the right EMOTION at this particular enlightenment. Honestly, will their response involve an ATHLETIC MANEUVER of some sort? it is not quite as difficult as you imagine it to be, after all. They’re a MISERABLE , POINTLESS CROP of LIFE FORMS from a meaningless boring pustule of a planet. It’s infuriating that some how they were allowed to have any infuence on you. It is rather disheartening. This speech has become emblazoned on your mind…